Monday, June 22, 2015

How to Share Your Faith part I



1. Treat all sins the same. View cigarette smoking and coffee drinking the same way you would view murder. Smell tobacco smoke on someone in church? Make them feel as unwelcome as possible. Glare at them and tattle to the guy in charge that there is a smoker in the room. In fact, maybe you could make them wear a giant “S” on their chest. If you are in the process of introducing our faith to a non-member and you think they are drinking coffee-give up immediately. They are truly sons of perdition.

2. Never allow questions to be asked. Tell people to shut up and obey. After all, don’t questions equal automatic blasphemy?  Since some questions might be uncomfortable or difficult to answer, it’s better to not ruffle feathers and tell people to stop thinking for themselves. After all, didn’t an apostle once say “It is my job to explain, your job to obey?” There! That settles it. Sure, the case could be made that we wouldn’t even have Mormonism if Joseph didn’t ask questions, but that’s irrelevant. All questions should never be asked. 

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